If I ever dated one of the boys I would make sure...
If I could ask Caroline Flack one question:
ash-styhorapaylikson: 5boys-1love: I LOVE THIS FANDOM. OMG!
If I was One Directions stylist
me: okay boys here's your outfits for today
liam: but there's nothing here?
me: what's your point?
TELL ME A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
harrytyles: making my way downtown walking fast, faces pass and i’m home bound
at times i watch quality blogs as they chat with... →
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One Direction on Punk'd
A friend: Harry, I think it's time...
A friend: It's time to tell the band about us....
A friend: Stop denying it, Harry! We've been dating for months!
Louis: Oh really?
Harry: Woah now, we're just friends!
A friend: Harry! Are you cheating on me?!
Louis: Yeah harry, are you?
Harry: Uh..... Well, Uh... Yes?
A friend: with WHO?!
Louis: Yeah haz, with who?
Harry: ermm.. well..
Zayn: Don't look at me, Louis! I'm with-
Liam: Don't you dare finish that sentence...
Niall: No Zayn, finish your sentence!
Zayn: ... -Liam.
Niall: Well what the hell?! Liam! You have so much explaining to do!
A friend: Harry.. Who are you cheating on me with?!
Louis: Thats right, he's with me!
A friend: You're gay..?
Paul: Welcome to my world...
A friend: You're all gay?
One Direction: Don't tell anyone! PLEASE!
MTV: You've been PUNK'D!
Directioners: I KNEW ITTTTTT!!
GUYS LESS THEN 29 DAYS!
CAMDEN HERE WE COME!
LIKE OR REBLOG THIS if you're going to the Camden,...
shamelessly following all the people going to...
somuchforfate: GUYS ITS PRACTICALLY A MONTH AWAY!!! ANYONE ELSE GOING?!
Five girls in this world will become Mrs. Styles,...
house-elves: do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
guys please these are really good!!! CAN GO ANON!
01: Fall asleep sandwiched between Harry and Louis? Or fall asleep between Liam and Zayn?
02: Have Liam give you a passionate kiss you in the rain before going on the tour bus (meaning in front of a lot of fans)? Or Zayn drag you backstage to makeout?
03: Have Niall tweet how “amazing” of a girl you are? Or Zayn send you a video of him giving you a wink?
04: Find out that Harry actually HATES Louis? or Find out that Zayn has chosen to leave 1Direction?
05: Stay up all night with Liam under the stars? Or you and Harry watch Fireworks on top of a building?
06: Have Harry break your heart to the point of depression? or break his heart to the point he can't even sing right?
07. Get 1Direction’s phone numbers (thru a dm tweet), but NEVER EVER meet them? Or spend an awesome week with them, but you don’t get their number?
08: Have Harry tweet you “goodmorning” every morning? Or have Liam tweet you “goodnight” every night?
09: Harry send you a nude photo of himself? Or you and Zayn have a really kinky DM convo on twitter?
10: Never finding out that Harry was actually in love with you? Or Zayn say that he’s in love with you, but he’s really not (ignorance is bliss)?
11: Sneeze all over Harry’s face with your boogers hanging out? Or fart in front of Zayn?
12: Harry doing a cover of “One Less Lonely Girl” (Justin bieber) for you? Or Zayn doing a cover of “Take You Down” (Chris Brown ) for you?
13: Find out that Harry has a tiny itsy bitsy weeny? Or Find out that Zayn has lady parts on his bottom half?
14: Be married to Liam, but he cheats on you? or Married to Zayn, but he doesn't want any kids with you?
15: Be rated a “10” by the boys at a signing and everyone witnessing it? Or be mentioned on twitter by all the boys saying “we love @___________”?
16: Find out that Niall has a freaky foot fetish? Or Zayn has really..realllyy hairy nipples?
17: Find out that Harry has big man boobs? Or find out that Liam has freakishly large nipples?
18: Have Harry send you a long sweet msg via Twitter? Or Niall write you a sweet love song with your name in it (It’ll be featured in their album)?
19: Be soulmates with Liam? or be Zayn’s girlfriend?
20: A 10 minute video chat with Louis, then Zayn walks in naked ( he didn’t know the webcam was on)? Or a 5 minute video chat with Harry while he’s naked, but then you lose internet connection?
21: Skinny dipping with Harry and Liam? Or Skinny dipping with Zayn and Louis?
22: Share gummy bears with Harry, while he feeds it to you? Or share the same ice cream cone with Liam?
23: Find out that One direction are actually all girls? Or find out that One Direction actually all hate each other?
24: Have Harry tweet your best friend constantly (fancies her)? Or Zayn tweet that you’re a creep?
25: Have Harry tweet how adorable you are? Or Zayn tweet how amazingly sexy you are?
26: Fall asleep on Liam’s abs? or Fall asleep on Harry’s chub?
27: Have Zayn play with your hair as you sleep? Or Niall caressing your face as you sleep?
28: Have Harry shave off all his hair? Or Zayn shave off his eyebrows?
29: Find Harry and Louis sniffing your panties? Or Zayn and Liam sniffing your panties?